Monday, July 16, 2007

My collection of funny joke from net

Chinese VS English


Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! Butwhat’s this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan wasinvolved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is beingsent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’thave time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Lee.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Got It!


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