Funny Jokes

The jokes were not written by me. :P


Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes Dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love
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Teacher: “How do u think Shakespeare wrote such masterpieces?”
College student: “With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B.”
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Teacher: “Where were u born?”
Student: ” Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”
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A teacher was asking her class:“What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?” Onlyone hand shot up.“Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher. “‘unlawful’ is when u dosomething the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal is a sick eagle.”
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Teacher : “How come you do not comb your hair?”
Ah Kow : “No comb, Sir.”
Teacher : “Use your dad’s then.”
Ah Kow : “No hair, Sir.”